Sorry I’ve been MIA lately. Just busy trying to graduate college in 5 days. NBD.

the-awesomeness-of-doitsu:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

now im lion on the cold hard ground

OH MY GOD

(via ericames-cudi)

So I wanted to be 170 by the time I left for Vegas on Saturday but that’s just not going to be possible unless I lose a hand or something tomorrow. But it’s all good cuz I measured my waist today and I’m back in the 20s! Which is a big deal!

Neck: 13.75/12.75

Chest: 39/36

Waist:32/29.5

Belly button: 35.5/32

Butt 45/42.5

Hips: 40/35.5

Thighs: 28.5/26  &28.75/26

Ankle: 11/10

Upper arm: 14.25/ 12.75

thereschangecomin:

crowley-is-moriarty-is-a-dalek:

buttscentedbreathmints:

can-y0u-see-it:

onyx-raven:

I want to see how many people are proud of it.

We’re like unicorns

UNICORN AND PROUD :D

it’s not like we get laid anyway bc we never leave our rooms. 

COURSE i’M STILL A VIRGIN!

and i could still write a better sex scene than twilight

I’m proud to be a unicorn, unicorns are beautiful.

ya man! 

(Source: abieejyealo, via hollywollydoodleallday)